Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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