Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Threesome in a minivan. New low
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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