did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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