ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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