i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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