Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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