she kept yelling 'call me bella'
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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