The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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go home
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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