Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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