Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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