I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
this just has baby written all over it
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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