my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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