: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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