How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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