Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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