Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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