the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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