i just wanna soil my oats bro
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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