How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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