So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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