no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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