I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
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