Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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