The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
my liver is dry heaving
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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