They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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