Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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