Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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