His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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