i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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