Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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