Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Less talking, more tequila
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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