guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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