oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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