the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
