i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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