You're completely useless in the revolution.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I came so hard my ears popped.
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