I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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