Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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