i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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