At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You know, be my cock's hype man.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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