he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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