does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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