Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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