The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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