I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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