im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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