Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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