how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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