I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
this will be a night to untag.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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