hotel room ftw
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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