community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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