Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Dick very happy bro
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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