i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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