Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
a search helicopter?!
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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