let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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