Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Just high enough for therapy.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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