There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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