Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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